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I'm soooooo jealous!!!!
October 19 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
You know when men just sort of stop and tuck their ass backward that little bit, cup one hand under their package and give it that "jiggle" .....I assume to shift things about...make more comfortable or simply to touch themselves in plain view of people without being asked "are ya right??"...who knows? All I know is I am a little jealous.....I am fairly sure if I stopped and gave the girls a good jiggle mid sentence in public someone would comment on it......or at least give me the WTF look.... maybe I should try it and see....... Cougar xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh i'm soooo with you Ms Fun!!! I have such Penis envy. They can pee standing up for starters When they come it's like something i want to bring pop corn and a frozen coke to! Ours is just oh, ah, oh, ah oh fuck and that's it! No show! No spectacular event unless we squirt which is rare. And dont' even get me started on erections. A built in hydraulic system. Something you can hang towels on AND wave with!!!! Never mind all the other cool stuff you can make happen with them. I always tell hubby the perfect person for me has a cock and boobs, my two fave things.
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RHP User
14 years ago
If I had a penis for a day I would totally go around sticking it in anything and everything to see what it feels like.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious'If I had a penis for a day I would totally go around sticking it in anything and everything to see what it feels like. Sarah i have said that exsact sentence!!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz' When they come it's like something i want to bring pop corn and a frozen coke to! Ours is just oh, ah, oh, ah oh fuck and that's it! No show! No spectacular event unless we squirt which is rare. Not at all goodgrlz. I can appreciate what you're saying about watching a man come but a woman coming is a sensational thing to watch and/or participate in. For me it's a huge turn on to receive that kind of reward for my efforts. It's the ultimate in positive feedback, letting me know what I do to her, making her feel as good as she does me. Knowing what is happening to a woman's body as she reaches climax also allows me to get turned on from watching, or listening, when I'm not even physically involved. I have an appreciation for what is happening and how she is feeling..Feeling and hearing the changes in breathing, the twitches and shudders as my tongue or fingers hit the right spot, the contractions in her stomach muscles, the pounding of her pulse, the way she grinds her pussy up against me, writhes about on the bed, flails her arms and head about as it feels so good and she doesn't know what to do with them, or the involuntary muscle spasms internally and externally as the bubble builds, and builds, and builds....until the peak is reached and the bubble explodes, sending that blast of almost intolerable ecstasy throughout her body so that her scalp, fingertips and toes are curling and tingling. Finally seeing the look of contentment and hearing those sighs as the deep, warm and relaxing glow of post orgasmic bliss suffuses throughout her body.And just to be cheeky and naughty I run my hands or tongue over her body, or maybe give her clit a light flick, just to delight in watching her shudder involuntary at the touch to her oversensitive body. .Now I'm sorry but I happen to think that that is spectacular to watch and be a part of. .Ahem.... Anyways back to Funloving's question.I'm jealous of women having a single task oriented urethra. Guy's know what I'm talking about and if anyone doesn't then I suggest you see the toilet scene of Me, Myself and Irene. .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
I had a Customer come in with no shirt on I thought to myself Guys got it good nice weather no top needed It would be so cool to have a Penis for a day & be a slut with it xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Females get to wear whatever kind of footwear they want to a Pub/Club. .Whilst the bouncers take one look at me with my heels and shorts (that show off my hairy legs so damn well) and politely ask me to change into more appropriate footwear. .CheersRusty
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sometimes I have to dissappear into the racks of clothes in order to deal with the regrowth itch or a pair of panties venturing to far north and think to myself...I wonder if the security team is watching this? What I envy about a man is that he does not have to wear a bra. Hot summers days and the damn straight jackets I need to wear because of the sheer size of my boobs is not fun. Just can not wait until I get home and can take the bloody thing off.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Woman are sooo lucky they can tune into multiple conversations and converse with incredible timing..
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Krissy_G' Damn overalls. Guy - Couple of buttons undone. Relief. Couple of buttons done up. Gal - Find secluded spot. Take off safety belt. Remove cap lamp from helmet.Undo all buttons and remove upper portion of overalls. Panic that no one comes into your secluded area in a compromising position. Put upper portion of overalls bacck on, reattach caplamp to helmet and put safety belt back on. I couldn't go underground in the first place.This is probably going to sound ironic but what about getting a stand-to-pee device like they sell to FtM so they can use urinals and stuff?xx Sarah
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' If I had a penis for a day I would totally go around sticking it in anything and everything to see what it feels like. And I reckon if I had a vagina for a day I would go around sticking anything and everything in it to see what it feels like. xxx...........................
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RHP User
14 years ago
But I dont think I wnat to be a man. I enjoy my time as a woman. Yes I would like a penis of my very own to play with when I want but I think I would rather the penis in discusion was attached to a man with strong arms, braod chest (with a smattering of hair) and the intelligence to realise that I may not be as polished as some but I am definately a diamond.
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RHP User
14 years ago
From on of our "Hawt" ex direct forum contributors...(still reading, just not posting)...asked me to post his comments on his behalf if I felt like it....soooo sharing the words...Hawt said"Strange for me today came up the subject of gender in trades... we ha da female painter with us. I had my shirt of as it was a long sleeve and a bit warm to wear it. I made the comment I pity women for that they cant.. but maybe they should.. she said then there would be so many accidents on site if the girls were free.Then me and the guy painters were talking.. I have only seen one female plasterer,, but have met three female painters,, we agreed women dont make good mechanics... cant climb under cars when their tits get caught on the subframe.. lol To the thread... I am jealous of women that they can masterbate in public by rubbing their clits on their bike seats while riding (motorbikes or pushies)I am jealous of women having such good looks... face it they are delightful to look at! What Sarah and goodgrlz say is hilarious... if they had a cock for a day they could spend it being ignored by women.. not sticking it into every hole they could find... might be a good expierience for some women to try how that feels? I am jealous of women.. their orgasms sound so much nicer than ours.. full body orgasm not just splut splut finished... I've only ever had full body orgasm twice in my life. I am jealous women can do all weired shit with their hair and not get funny looks. (Rem my mohawk or purple spikes).. oh and the slight thining of my hair isnt fun either. I am jealous that women are expected socialy to take time of work to bond and care for their new babies... where as guys are expected to work work work. I was mr mum for a couple of years in Germany.. best years of my life. Caring for the kids is brilliant.. working has knobs on it!!"
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RHP User
14 years ago
Who said i was going to try to stick it in women? I said everyTHING ;)xx Sarah
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yeah baby!!! If it has a heartbeat and 2 legs, i'm there! Heartbeat is optional (gotta be authentic if i have a cock). All i'd have to do is work out how to use the sucker, that comes with practice i expect......that's how guys do it right? hehehe
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RHP User
14 years ago
google 'shewee' I gave one of these to a friend who is about to go travelling around oz.... she wasn't impressed
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