M42

I'm bringing Sexy Back

September 07 2010

Just as soon as I find the receipt.I am trying to find a tattoo parlour that can get me a tattoo of my body just taller.I can remember my first long term relationship I had, We used to go at it like Rabbits, months past and we just started to get boring and we invested in a book to help spice things up, we were nearing the end of the book and girlfriend suggested we introduce a second couple. I was apprehensive but after a few drinks with our new couple we started to relax and one thing lead to another. a couple of hours of some of the hottest sex I've ever experienced I was resting on the couch arms wrapped around my new partner when a thought came to me..." wonder how the girls are going"(ok now that might not get as many giggles on this site)Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"Rob

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RHP User

15 years ago

How many times do I have to tell you, that it's not safe to drop acid in the kitchen?

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RHP User

15 years ago

Well i thought it was funny Total.....lol Cheers Nev

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RHP User

15 years ago

mmm sandpaper...

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