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How Stupid have YOU been ?
January 08 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Anyone who is such a pig that they'd txt me to let myself in can fuck themselves. Lmfao. Babe get some self respect! I do stupid things all the time.... which is one reason I prefer not to be retrospective. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
No way...nope i can't top that....not even close! Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just contemplating you arriving at the wrong house and encountering the gent there whilst presenting yourself in your best sexy and libido provoking manner... to have the innocent guy then sprung by his wife and kids. He would be flabbergasted and bewildered whilst his wife would give him no end of grief, leading to the kids crying and distraught. We would have to knick name you Cyclone Saturn, for all the collateral damage you unwittingly inflict as you pass through the area.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Whilst I understand completely how your mind works, and so am not going to shoot you for it (though I think in this case its warranted), have you thought of the fllip side to this story???Saturn, I'm pleased that everything worked out ok and that you're safe, but I hope you and other ladies reading this learn a valuable lesson from your experience. Our safety is paramount, and seriously, that story could have had a totally different ending. I'm not perfect and I've done some things that in hindsight I've cringed at, but I've learnt (as we all must I guess). Age and grey hair begets wisdom... eventually. Looking back, though I'm glad I've had the experiences that I have (Heaven forbid I should die saying "I wish I had of....") but I think if I were to do it all again, I'd certainly be a little more cautious about my personal safety.Look after yourselves ladies, not all men are nice guys.Viking
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yep... it WOULD have been funny if I'd walked into the wrong house, jumped the guy and started to get all hot and steamy with him then his wife walked in !! But... those who know me know that would be VERY unlikely (I'm a shy little kitty-kat !) Perhaps the wife would have joined in ??? Mmm.. perhaps I'll delete my rhp profile and simply walk into random houses and offer my services !!! I may have more success ! xxx Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
thats a great story saturn. Can't stop laughing at that one.Glad you had a good night in the end.C
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RHP User
16 years ago
Txt and confirm house Sorry nothing so funny as that I have to say
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Hermes... the problem was that there is two no.11s in the same street ! I actually have another house opposite mine with the same house number. They live on the corner but their entrance is on my street. Basically the same happened in this case. I think in the future I will get a description of the house, not just the number AND insist the guy meets me outside ! It was also coincidence that the other no.11 had their door unlocked...seriously, how many people leave their fronts doors unlocked ? I did discover how easy it is to rob someone !!! In this case all worth taking was some marijuana. Cheers, Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh gord yes... it could have been Steptoe and Sons and poor Saturn would be lost for days trying to negotiate her way out without actually bumping into anyone. It could have been Mad Mervin the notorious knife sharpener who is nervously up to no good. Even the half way house for multiple sex offenders who have unwillingly abstained for the past twenty years and their balls are now about to explode. It may have been a house full of desperate and dateless computer nerds who would have thought that their PC fantasy had come to life, and had to feel and fondle to confirm the unknown but lovely gender which just appeared before their very eyes. But then entering a strange house armed with pepper spray and a double barrelled tazar gun would add extra surprise and excitement to anyones day... and not leave the best first impression on a prospective suitor. Though seriously... This is why its best to have a friend ride shotgun at a distance should anything untoward eventuate.
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RHP User
16 years ago
A similar thing happened to one of my guy friends who is gay. He arranged to go to this guys house he met off the net and when he rocked up no one was ansering his knocks. He didnt have credit on his mobile to call the guy so he had to drive around til he found a pay phone. He called the guy and blasted him for not being home, to which the replied "Yes I am, I think you may have knocked on my neighbours house"......he had been banging the front door so hard!!! Cut a long story short, my friend went back to the right house and met the guy....who turned out to be a hunk and the have been together for 3 years!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Eunuch... are you offering your services as my pimp ? I actually txt the address I'm going to and often the guys rego number as soon as I know it to a male friend. He then has instructions that if I don't txt him within a certain time frame that he has to call me. I have a couple of friends who are happy to do this for me. I guess this is kind of my version of Stalky's "wingman" ! In addition, I sometimes tell my friend the guys handle. Of course nothing is fool proof. Bad things can happen to good people ! Hopefully my honesty will help everyone else to be cautious. AND guys need to as cautious as the women... lots of guys get set up and bashed ! Anyone want to admit to that ? xx Ms Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Of course the other outcome could have been it was a single guy who was welcoming and it ended up being a good night with sms messages later saying 'where the hell are you'.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Glad you finally got what was required !! x
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RHP User
16 years ago
ya lived to tell the tale...though i really have ta agree with viking...mmmmmm....a gal just can't be careful enough these days...on the other hand...ya could carry a bazooka in ya handbag!!...grins...cheersjose......>>>...heads off ta wipe da sweat off poor saturn's brow..."there, there...are ya ok?..."
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RHP User
16 years ago
OK Quoting 'saturn86' Hey Hermes... the problem was that there is two no.11s in the same street ! I actually have another house opposite mine with the same house number. They live on the corner but their entrance is on my street. Basically the same happened in this case. OK Saturn I have it like a kids birthday party has balloons you could have say a yellow ribbon or something similar lol Your post reminded me of when I worked in WA as a young 18 year old trainee manager for a resort. I had to replace the mini bar items and one room didn't respond to my knock so as I had a master key I let myself in. You guessed it the honeymoon couple where going for it .....I had to check the mini bar so I did and restocked it ..... they didn't even notice I was there.....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Actually I was thinking along the lines where a first meeting takes place in a public place... like a coffee shop... and the friend be sitting at another table unknown to the prospective suitor. I had not read Stalky's "wingman" post... and now having great difficulty finding it ???? Did not the old Gaz posts go for a wander when Gaz did? The group social meets that took place here with the WA Chat Room were a great way to meet people...
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've walked into the wrong house for a birthday party (two houses next to each other having a party on the same night) - long story short, found the right house, their party was b-oring, so ended up back at the wrong house drinking home-made vodka with some geriatric Polish folk around a fire. Probably one of the best parties I've been to, so not the stupidest thing. My stupidest thing was when I first started work on Melb, I had to drop off some parts to a workshop. I parked the work-ute on the footpath. I had a heap of stuff to carry in, so left the keys in the ute, balanced everything in my hands, armpits etc and went in. Came out 1 minute later and the ute was gone. Figure it had been stolen until I looked down the hill I'd parked on. I'd forgotten the handbrake AND to put it in park and it had rolled down the hill, through an intersection and parked itself on the nature strip without damaging anything. For those familiar with Melbourne, parked on Dryburgh St (N Melb) and it rolled through the Arden St intersection.
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RHP User
16 years ago
hi saturn86. just wondering, was the person you inadvertantly intruded upon as mortified as you were? was it one of those pricelessly awkward moments? chris
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