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Hey everyone my name is Al I'm a newbie....

December 07 2014

It's the first time I've been on one of these sites.I'm excited and a little nervous at the same time, but I'm sure Its going to be all happy days..cheers

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hi Al, So you have joined the ranks of the many alpha men on here seeking women. Think of it as a ruthless African Savanna where you have got several rampant horny males wanting to mate with eligible sexy females and vying for their attention and you won`t go far wrong! Their may be some unique female out their to help you on your `Safari` Its survival of the smartest, and funniest not necessarily the hottest! Your profile represents the size of your horns and your messages your mating call! Failure will result in changing your profile to seeking men.....with success but possible disappointment guaranteed. Scared?.....you should be PS Your `horns` could do with sharpening a bit!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I hope you have nothing but wonderful experiences ahead :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    There has been plenty of threads on here for newbies on how to get the most from RHP. Where it says search on the top right, click on advanced to get much better searching options. Cheers, W

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That escalated quickly. Bye, OP.

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    11 years ago

    Al's days don't seem to have been as happy as he thought. Gonksi already!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'kissk' Al's days don't seem to have been as happy as he thought. Gonksi already! before leaving.