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Happy April Fools Day

April 01 2010

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Now that its after mid-day I thought I'd wish everyone a happy April Fools day. Does anyone enjoy this day as much as I do ? Okay, most people know I'm a little strange. But there's no excuse NOT to have fun in life. We take ourselves (all of our multiple personalities) wayyyyy too serious. I like to celebrate April Fools in little harmless ways. Like decorating my office in Christmas decorations and telling all my clients that the government has swapped Christmas Day and Good Friday. I like to save chocolate Santas and have a bowl of them on my coffee table rather than Easter eggs. Sure, people may think I'm a little "nutty" but that's not necessarily a bad thing ! Smiling is free and laughter is often as good as sex. Big Hugs everyone, Miss Saturn

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Happy april fools to u miss saturn xxx And to all the readers also :) smile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    yes i dont mind april fools day....got my mother a beauty, she is still going on about it...although i havent put her out of her misery just yet hehe put on my facebook status....OMFG...its happened again after 5 times you would think i would learn...fcuk fcuk double fcuk.... my mum bit big time....she thinks im pregnant hahaha...but i only burnt toast for breakfast lol well i suppose i should go and tell her im not pregnant hehe...shame it only goes til noon, april fools should go all day lol have fun all roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey miss S ....ya little prankster you....*giggling*i usually tend to rearrange furniture around...then wait to hear ouch...lolSo have a great day....xoxoxmumma

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey Roxy I'm not "back"... I just can't resist April Fools Day !!!!!!!!! (or Halloween, Easter, Mothers Day... any excuse to celebrate). Nooo let your mum think you are pregnant... thats good. I was thinking about teasing a "friend" of mine but decided against it. I just didn't think he would get the joke ! I was thinking about telling him about a "special" evening I'd planned involving 10 men and a strap on but I decided he may actually believe me and run for the hills ! Has anyone played an April Fools joke on their FWB ? Hey... why didn't anyone play a joke on me ???? Hugs, Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You had me hook, line and sinker with your disappearing act... and it was only an april fools joke! Well done!! That makes 2 that got me good today! Damn! Wiser Myname!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Belive it or not I'm usually quite quiet today. I like to throw pranks and generally clown around. Today I like to leave open to the amateurs as everybody should think that they are comedians. Plus it helps me to find more victims for later when they least expect it. Suprise is the best. Fab

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Yeah when they least to expect it..hahahahaRoxxy....watch out ...ya mother might get ya back....i know i would to my kids..hahahahaxoxoxmumma aahh better when they don't see it coming

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I locked a couple of toolboxes and put them through a pallet-banding machine. Then posted notices that they'd been sealed by worksafe for containing unsafe tools. I think it was the bit about fines that made the owners hit the roof though............... A

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lol miss saturn...i havent told her yet...i went off and did my shopping instead got back and she is still going...so i might just leave her for a while more hahahaha well see you again in a couple of days for easter xx roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey I done a few in my time but have seen some masters at work. Heaps funny. Once in a work place long long ago. A time when you could smoke while you worked a fued started between two work collegues. I it started slowly. With the glueing of a radio to a station that wasn't "jjj". Then a week later the counter. The lock on tool box was glued. Then it was recipicated by tool box filled with carbon grease before lock filled with glue. Two weeks went by. Nothing. Then one morning a cry of "you bastard" came from the change room. One of the combatants had had his boots filled with black grease.( he didn't realise this untill he had put his foot in it. ) I think the final coup de GRAS was the painting of a big expensive tool box hot pink. At thi point the bosses noticed something was going on and told them to cool it. Nowdays with the world getting all PC and stuff I'm not game to pull off jokes like these. Fab.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    someone was stealing my drinks out the fridge at work.injected a powerful laxative into the can. only a pin holeand wasn't noticed as can was gone the next day.needless to say i found the culprit from annocdotal evidencefrom the next shift. poor bugger spent the whole shift onthe shitter. couldn't even go home.bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lol nice 1 Miss Saturn...I agree, this is a must day for anyone into practical jokes... next year i might try to rob a bank, umm probably just steal a bag full of pens... i mean its April fools right... how bad could the fine be?cheersMr Uranus