RHP

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HAVING A ROOT

May 13 2014

sex

Lethear ssome of your more popolitically incorrect definitions of sex. Maybe even borderline boganish. We'll start with one we've heard and used on occasion. Give it a go and let's have some fun! Up to your nuts in guts. - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Dancing the chocolate cha cha Mado Tara xx

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    12 years ago

    Eating A chocolate Starfish.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That sweet jelly roll:-) xx Q

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    Of course has to be mentioned - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    12 years ago

    Nookie Bonk Bumping uglies Booty call Good old fashion FUCK is my personal favorite.......💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The horizontal hokey pokey?? Or ... A good servicing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Surely balls deep has to be in there haha literally,or could that be just a pomme saying ? No doubt someone will enlighten me :-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    12 years ago

    √ *A square ROOT* Foxy

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Up to the nuts in girly guts. That's probably my all time favourite. Hugs'Gazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    and don't forget the quickie

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Loves the four finger shuffle

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Can't go for a quick "Gumboot" can we ? ? ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hide the sausage

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Then one says to the other couple Wanna swap Wouldn't mind ...lets get the girls nice and wet 1st.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Beast with beast with 2 backs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Bumping uglies - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It was just meant to be one "beast with" Not to derail this thread, I understand the need for moderation - but the fact every post has to be approved, and the fact that can take some time, PLUS once it's approved you can't edit or delete a post you've made, makes forum contribution not really attractive... Now back on topic again... Grass on the wicket means time to play cricket...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hahahahahahahah !!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    and variations...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm gunna go bust down the gateway to her guts ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sorry for the bad format, it honestly looked ok on the phone lol.Have to add one from the old sandman panel van days yeah yeah Mr J had one all decked out in blue velour.....If it's rockin' don't bother knockin'.......and no we didn't have the sticker.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Your junk in my trunk

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hot dog with veins

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lets Bang,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Fuck - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The old in-out in-out - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Pierce the bearded clam

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Honey roll over and let us in.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Bahahahahahahahaha Bahahjahahahaha Hahahaha Haha Ha Oh! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Or for MFM fans: The Rotisserie Chook. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Horizontal folk dancing - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oh my god, god yes, jesus that feels good etc. In any case, I just call it a miracle if I get laid. My mouth tends to block me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' Dancing the chocolate cha cha Mado Tara xx Haha, you think of having a root and its anal sex.

  • DTE_couple

    DTE_couple

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'jelly2352' Sorry for the bad format, it honestly looked ok on the phone lol.Have to add one from the old sandman panel van days yeah yeah Mr J had one all decked out in blue velour.....If it's rockin' don't bother knockin'.......and no we didn't have the sticker. Hey in this Lifestyle shouldn't it be " If its a Rockin, please come a Knockin !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That's clever DTE_couple. Will have to get that sticker now for the caravan lol.

  • Beachlover1999

    Beachlover1999

    12 years ago

    Getting a good 'rogering' 'Aving a bit of Adam and Eve (said in cockney accent) Cottaging Having a bonk Copping off Getting your end away 'Aving a bit of how's your father (best in cockney accent) Getting your leg over! Going on the pull .......endless!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Your trouser sausage down a hallway!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Gotta love what we used in the 80's.... "dija get a root this weekend".