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  RHP User

  15 years ago

  Without RHP, i would never have known gladwrap/bubble wrap and so many household staples could in fact turn people on sooooo much hehehehe (on the list, for some time later!) i was your more traditional girl nearly a couple decades ago now (if i saw someone wrapped in gladwrap, bad boy bubby was my only reference point at the time, i had no idea about BDSM!? I woulda run away screaming and scared!! hehe), so when i was 21 and came home to rose petals down the front path, through the house to the bedroom, candles everywhere, I thought WOW!!! How romantic (more my speed at the time that is for sure).................. Then when the boyfriend jumped into view, he was naked, except for the one accessory.... **Already put this in another thread, but i reckon it's worth repeating, coz i would love to hear if this would turn someone on more?! And that I am the weird one! So................. the most romantic moment pretty much in my life to date at that point, was instantly nullified when i observed the Xmas tree had been liberated of a Xmas Bauble decoration and my boyfriend, with the widest grin you have ever seen, had a third, very sparkly and colourful testicle attached to his cock!!! He thought it was awesome, me errr mood killer!UNSEXY!! He'd do anything for a laugh, used to squash his dick and balls on the balcony glass doors facing the lounge, i couldn't wipe the smudges off as fast as he did the imprinting on a daily basis *eye roll* This isn't sexual, but one last thing, where i REALLY did laugh coz i thought it was priceless AND proper funny! I got home one arvo, the music was MEGA loud, so he didn't hear me come in, and i caught him in his jocks, i think in front of the mirror dancing and singing at the top of his lungs, it took a minute or so b4 he saw me, and when he did, he screamed like a girl, nearly hit the roof in shock and horror and i think he may have run and hid due to the embarrassment lol! It wasn’t funny to him, coz he wasn’t 'trying to be funny' it was f’n funny to me but hahaha

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