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Finding the perfect woman

January 08 2010

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Welcome to *music please*...how to find the perfect woman Welcome to our department store, The Perfect Woman, Good afternoon, I am Jose (that is pronounced ho-say), your host for this trip...you have 7 floors to visit...now, just a few notes.... ...as we go up a floor, the attributes of the woman you are seeking get better...just one word of caution ...once you choose a floor, you may not go any higher ...and as you are here now, you may never come back... good luck... *Lift arrives at the first floor...doors open* This here is our first floor...on this floor every woman loves sex... *Doors close...* *Lift arrives at the 2nd floor...doors open* Welcome to the second floor...on this floor every woman loves sex and is gorgeous to look at... *Doors close...* *Lift arrives at the 3rd floor...doors open* Welcome to the third floor...on this floor every woman loves sex, is gorgeous to look at, and loves beer and spirits... *Doors close...* *Lift arrives at the 4th floor...doors open* We are sorry, but this floor has not yet been visited....

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Jeese Jose, won't someone just tell me where the gawdamm lady's underwear department is?   HUgs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Stalky underwear dept is at every RHP womans house...Go get em boys!!     lmao   huggies   sweetpetite41

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I want to know where that building is

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    oh boy, oh boy, stalky...there is just so much to do...ahh just love that underwear dept...mmmm-mmmm....makes a sexy woman look even sexier....me finks i am onto it...just check out customer69...wooohoooo....does she have some hot, hot pics...and then there is.....heyyyyyyyyyyy...wait a minute....you do ya own dirty work...sheesh....jose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Jose' with the mostay steeerikes again!! Keep it UP dude Anna xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    ohhhh ... and I thought I was the ONE for you Jose !   What ??? You want a woman who drinks beer ??? Do you enjoy kissing beer breath ? I don't ! Nooo way... Bourbon + Coke breath I can handle but beer breath is up there with garlic !  Imagine how smelly your cock would be after I finished ....   Now.. if, as Stalky mentioned, you had lingerie on your list rather than beer then I may have made it to the top!  I have a load of the expensive stuff.  LOVE to show it off !   Lingerie and Cognac I can do... is that a possible alternative to the beer ?   Hugs, Ms Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Me thinks you took the faulty lift.... it seems stuck on the same floor.... Probably a case of finger trouble. "MOVE YOU B******" Tap - tap - tap My CD player does that sometimes and needs a reboot. xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Now it might have been double vision or maybe triple... but I'm sure there were three of Saturns here all at the same time saying the same thing... Saturn triplets would be a God send to mankind... but it probably was something more subtle like a computer hiccup? Drat it... a multitude of sexy Saturns would have been so nice.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'eunuch' Now it might have been double vision or maybe triple... but I'm sure there were three of Saturns here all at the same time saying the same thing... Saturn triplets would be a God send to mankind... but it probably was something more subtle like a computer hiccup? Drat it... a multitude of sexy Saturns would have been so nice.Quoting 'eunuch' Now it might have been double vision or maybe triple... but I'm sure there were three of Saturns here all at the same time saying the same thing... Saturn triplets would be a God send to mankind... but it probably was something more subtle like a computer hiccup? Drat it... a multitude of sexy Saturns would have been so nice.Yes there were 3 posts by Saturn hehe...reported to RHP by meNow there is only oneand your post doesn't sound like so much funI am sooo awfully terribly sorry Hugs Mrs P' PS: I think multiple posts happen when people click their 'Post Your Comment' tab more than once

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    What better reason for company in the shower with the cold water tap on.... Offers to helps wash those perky bobbies and all other regions north, south, east and west. You can even sniff my armpit before Stalky finds out :)