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May 08 2010

We tend to look at the profiles of those who view us. I wanted to share this one as it is one of the most amusing we have ever seen. This is written by a "single girl"....aren't they always? Is it just us who wonder what these "girls" are actually trying to achieve? I am extremely attractive and want to experience life and have LOTS of fun and fulfill some fantasies. I dont want to be shallow, but DO NOT message me if you don't fit my profile. I cannot put up my photo as I am well known and want some discretion. If I choose you, you will not be disappointed. Please only message me if you fit my desires 1. ATTRACTIVE MEN - and I mean attractive. You know if you are or not & I will just ignore you if you message me if you are not. 2. YOUNG MEN - I want a young (18-24) lover or lovers. The attractive clause applies boys but I do have a softspot for the surfy look. 3. OLDER MEN - Only if you are 50+ and extremely hot. I expect to be wined and dined. You will get a great dividend for your investment and I mean great. 4. BIG COCKS - I will waive the attractiveness requirement if it is big and thick or if you can cum a lot (and I mean big & lots boys...don't kid yourself). 5. GIRLS - if you are sensational, I am yours to do whatever you want. 6. COUPLES - girls if you are hot, then I dont mind if your man is not great. We can play and I will let him fuck me, to be able to play with you. Otherwise you had better be great at sex !!! 7. DOMINANT PEOPLE - want to try but you better be serious players not pretending to get me. 8. INTERSTATE - I do & can travel a lot, so dont let distance put you off if you think we are matched

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RHP User

16 years ago

Discretion-Seems a lot of" well known" people cant seem to put there pic up Attraction-Problem is 3/4s of RHP think they are attractive...and they MEAN attractive. Older Men- loaded wallets is all that is required and she MEANS loaded. Aaahhhh you could go on and on ... I give you 10 out of 10 secretlife for going past the no pic to read the description! Im sure this "woman" still gets lots of flirts and messages though. Only wish we we could see some of the replies... "Hey Baby Im equally well known, so we have something in common.IIm a 33 year old attractive guy with an 9in cock just waiting to hold you up against the wall and...." you get the picture. Thanks for the giggle

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LeoQueen

16 years ago

Quoting 'Saturn65' Only wish we we could see some of the replies... "Hey Baby Im equally well known, so we have something in common.IIm a 33 year old attractive guy with an 9in cock just waiting to hold you up against the wall and...." you get the picture. Thanks for the giggle Thanks Saturn...you just made us think "she" sounds like a female version of Nick!

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RHP User

16 years ago

You took the words right out of my mouth lol.

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RHP User

16 years ago

ok thats classic....do you really think she gets messages???....i look at some profiles and just run haha not that i can talk i just redone mine...aggressive comes to mind haha..so we will see how that works for me roxxy xxx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Forgot to take her meds at the time of penning her profile....lol

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RHP User

16 years ago

Hi this female has contacted us several times always in pretense of meeting up in Adelaide etc and asking to view our pg. Funny she has no pg herself or msn hmmmmm are we suspicious oh no not all all we don't think its a single male at all. Shame as we are always on the lookout for an extremely attractive female, pity secretlife is out of bounds for now xx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Haha ....Gold .... u gotta wonder though ... does she get much attention ...

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RHP User

16 years ago

Quoting 'Nick_Wilde' At least my profile was humorous and last thing I heard, yall thought Amber Wilde was the female version of me but I guess she fucked that theory hard up the ass when we both got on cam at the same time.... I hardly think your profile would qualify as humorous! Either profile actually!! Teasin' AND Pleasin'

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RHP User

16 years ago

Nick, I just read your profile mate, I get it, I know what your trying to say but the message comes across as angry and not as good humored. As soon as I got to the last word I quickly scrolled up to see how tall you are.... BUT... To each their own and you owe no explanations to anyone and really this message of mine is unsolicited criticism and I'll go shut my hole and work on finding a woman in here who's a lot closer than WA and wants to have sex with me lol. Fuck'em if they can't take a joke Nicko me o'l mate.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Cmon kids! That profile is not even remotely similar to Nick in any way shape or form. However, I'm gonna opt for shutting my own hole, because I think I've foolishly gone and assumed you actually know him.This is all getting just a little boring now *sigh*.... off to petition RHP for that bloody eye-rolling emoticon!!!

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RHP User

16 years ago

...I'm actually about to support my mate nicko! C'mon guys he really does deserve most of the heat he receives but apart from the narcissism there's not a lot to compare.Nicko, love the hair but the chops are too thin mate they need a reshape (constructive criticism too)

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RHP User

16 years ago

lmfao @ Nicky. Quoting 'Nick_Wilde' Where's the wit, where's the charm, where's the spiteful eloquence?

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