M42
El Coito Mañana
December 08 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am he same as you ND. I am grumpy before my coffee so morning sex is only okay for me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Tomorrow? I love sex anytime, but of a morning I have to wake up and be warmed up slowly and I need time to pop via the loo and the toothpaste.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm always up for a jolly rogering first thing in the morning. It's my absolute favourite time for sex. It puts a smile on my face and starts the day on a high note. It doesn't matter where the day goes from there because I'm already in a good mood if I've started the day with sex. I am a morning person, watching the sun come up is one of my favourite ways to begin my day. Sex then a walk on the beach followed by breakfast overlooking the ocean and you have the start of my dream day. I very rarely have the opportunity these days as I don't generally do sleepovers. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mid afternoon sex is about the right time for me. Morning play time requires a lot of effort. It doesn't feel as good, it takes a little more effort to cum, junior is a little hit and miss in the mornings too. We both would rather play once we're "awake"Fuck man!! first things first anyhow ....coffee anyone?! Mr S
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RHP User
12 years ago
Let me get this straight...... you're tired, grumpy, need to pee and have morning breath.... they fancy a bit...... and you lot want to act like petulant non committal sexual entities?!!!! ***NEWSFLASH***.... the person beside you is tired, grumpy, needs to pee and has morning breath too..... and they STILL want you. But for how long. So go piss, brush, gargle, get over yourself and get all over them!!! You'll be starting eachothers day on a high..... there. I said it. DG - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You write that as if fucking her was doing her a favour..... obligation, reluctance, heroism, inevitable consequences.....was that tongue in cheek or are you really that much of a dick? Love, DG :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Beachlover1999
12 years ago
Anytime!!!!! Lol it's different at different times of the day. Morning is great though, I am a morning person, always wake early and happy, but to wake with a lover......slowly.....bodies entwined and start slowly, touching....kissing and then full blown passion......shower together........go out for coffee and brekkie, preferably near the water, perhaps a walk along the beach then back for more hot steamy excitement.......heaven!!!!!!! DG you are right, if the person next to you wants you as you are go with the flow, if it's a big issue then lead them into the shower with you!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hehe... It's our national duty 🇯🇵🇰🇷🇩🇪🇨🇳🇺🇸🇫🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇷🇺🇬🇧 (Why don't Apple have an Australian flag ?) to send our respective partners off to face a new day in the best possible frame of mind. Personally I love morning sex, being a self employed tradie, sometimes I'm just too fucking tired, sore and achy in the evenings... I'm not into water sports and scat personally... So would rather take care of that first if I was in need... But it would only be a short pitstop, before returning to the lair... hp xo 💌 In Melbourne for Xmas... wingman and playmate required... Apply within.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Remember your mouth guards :p But to answer and address your post Mr Drift....oooo sounds like an awesome Motorsport btw lol I do love it in the morning as I'm in bed usually 10-11pm most nights and when I'm tired I'm just tired. The morning is so much better for me as you wake up, feeling so much more refreshed....thanks to Resmed auto set machine....Ching Ching. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Last thing before going to sleep First thing in the morning Before lunch After lunch Afternoon tea Haha but love morning sex!! I wake up and love to stretch every part of my body , like a cat ;) It just always seems a more slow and sensual act in the morning ...from what I remember anyway ;p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You stretch....I'll slide ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' You write that as if fucking her was doing her a favour..... obligation, reluctance, heroism, inevitable consequences.....was that tongue in cheek or are you really that much of a dick? Love, DG :-) - Posted from rhpmobile Everything I do is tongue-in-cheek. Just depends on whose cheek.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mañana can mean tomorrow or morning. La mañana always means morning, but coito is masculine so el. Well, according to Google translate.
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RHP User
12 years ago
but you'd better put the jug on first. And If you don't let me have a nana nap in the afternoon, my head will probably start spinning like that girl in the exorcist. If not, then let sleeping dogs lie ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66' Last thing before going to sleep First thing in the morning Before lunch After lunch Afternoon tea Dam, i miss my cigarettesMr S
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RHP User
12 years ago
Based on reading your posts for what feels like forever, I've come to the conclusion that you seem to think you're the only man of the forums (perhaps even the planet) who knows how to pick up a woman, seduce a woman, fuck a woman, make love to a woman, treat a woman with respect, yada yada. It's as tedious to read as it's ever been. Regardless of what you intend it comes across -to me at least - as though you're completely up yourself. Neptune is an exceptional writer. His words alone are incredibly seductive. His stories are funny, intriguing, captivating and clever. He writes things people can relate to, usually with just the right amount of wit. Why the need to pick his story apart and try to make him seem inferior? It's a cheap - though predictable - shot. Is it really necessary?
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Love morning sex, oh who am I trying to kid....I just love sex, early early morning, morning, mid morning, noon, afternoon, night, late night....doesn't matter what time, if there is a special someone in my bed and they roll over with something poking at me, well I'm not going knock it back....hehe - Posted from rhpmobile
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him_and_me
12 years ago
We like it but with early rising young ones it's a rare delight. Some mornings though ABC2 is a godsend... ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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MissBishere
12 years ago
I'll take it anytime of the day or night. There is something pretty wonderful though about morning sex, from what I remember anyway..lol...and then showering together of course 😋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nothing makes me feel sexier than a man waking me up with his hands running up and down my body. Who cares about morning breath etc... Go to the loo if you need but skip back to me pronto. And ... Does anyone know why orgasms in the morning are so much better? Bigger, longer, more intense... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thanks for reading. :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I don't do morning sex. I love my trips to Sydney for that reason...food, drinks or coffee at any time of the night. A secluded leisurely afternoon of sex...out for dinner...a passionate evening...emerging for coffee or drinks...then more sex until late into the night. Brunch the next day and then start the afternoon all over again. I think working shift work has a great deal to do with altering ones body clock. Where I live on the coast I can't even get a coffee after 4pm, or anything else for that matter :(
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RHP User
12 years ago
Shift work stuffs everything up. Which is actually almost good in this instance because morning sex for her is like just before sleep sex for me. The worst part is that morning sessions are usually only good for a shorter period, due to time constraints. There is no chance of really wrapping each other up for hours
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RHP User
12 years ago
Awesome... You just described me in the morning... 😄😄😄😄 hp xo 💌 In Melbourne for Xmas... wingman and playmate required... Apply within.
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RHP User
12 years ago
And I'm happy to wait for my first coffee. @ Halcyon Days - I really do like you.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mi piace il sesso di mattina!..I love morning sex, I really do..A warm, strong body next to mine, being aware of every millimeter where his skin touches mine. The smallest sounds and movements are enough to send shivers down my... let's say spine. .Since I wake up with a relatively blank mind, I'm not distracted by any thoughts, so all my focus is on touching, feeling, tasting, smelling...And because I'm still in that utter relaxed twilight state, I come much easier too. A perfect start to the day and guaranteed to keep me smiling until dinnertime. ...Rude awakenings? Not so much. Though anyone not into me backing my bare derriere into their loins at six a.m. should seriously consider sleeping on the couch. .
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RHP User
12 years ago
You nearly lost me at "nonlinear partial differential equation", but then I remembered I do love biological fluid dynamics..
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've lost my sense of spell.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Unicorns have horns and startle easily in the morning. Best to leave them alone before coffee time. It's fun when you're in that delicious space between dozing and wakefulness, it's a sleepy sensuality that's quite lovely. Just don't wake me up in the morning to do it. In fact, don't wake me up full stop. I pretty much take at least an hour and strong coffee to feel able to face the day, at least two to three hours to face a proper breakfast, which is why I only eat two meals a day. Much better to leave the sexy stuff to the arvo nap.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' I've lost my sense of spell. OMG I'm so stealing that.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Gr8whiteUnicorn' Unicorns have horns and startle easily in the morning. Best to leave them alone before coffee time. This salacious unicorn likes to be poked, jabbed, stabbed and pierced at all hours, and she's happy to return the favour..N_D, your trident for my horn? That'll get you going.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Of early morning stiffies pressed against my butt and missing them when travelling away from my then partner for more than a couple of nights. I love the slow, sinuous stretch that brings me in contact with my lover's body and then rolling into his arms for a morning cuddle that turns into kisses and sweet sweet maidhin grámhara. Or the caress of his hands along my side, or him cupping my breast, or pressing himself fully up against me or, or or you get the picture . . . . I love maidin grámhara Definitely time for a new lover . . . . . I miss all this
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