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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  an under rated form of jollies- here are just a few of the benefits. . a) u wont be asked to cuddle afterwards, or to do dishes, or mow lawns, or take out the garbage, the list goes on... b) if u turn the page and make it happen with another chick, u wont end up in court where u will almost certainly lose half of ur shit. c) little to no chance of having either one of ur testicles torn off.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Surely you'll have to pick A wouldn't you..... I've always got a broom handle, no matter what time of the day and besides if she said no at 5am, I'd still pull myself off and ask the same question fifteen minutes later ehehehe

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  You have just had an incredible session together that culminates with her on top and together you hit the last explosive big one for the evening. As she leans forward into your arms and you both climb slowly down together, you start to relax...she slips you from inside and moves up toward your tummy, contracts her pelvic floor and all the warm fluids from deep inside her pour out onto your tummy. You also feel yourself slipping from the condom, now running onto you as well. She sits on her knees next to you and softly laughs at the mess. You... | A) Fumble around and find her new cocktail dress laying along the side of the bed and wipe all that gooey stuff off your tummy. | B) Finish removing the condom and slingshot the thing so it splats her right between the eyes and demonstrate your version of humour and Tourette's syndrome. | C) You laugh, ask her to please get a warm wet towel and she playfully cleans you both up...then tosses the towel and snuggles in close. Just as your drift off, you whisper "That was beautiful and now neither of us has to sleep in the wet spot". Pinching her ass playfully is optional but recommended.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Def: hard frantic ambush sex As in: i'm feeling a little bruisedand tender because as soon as I walked in the door she ninja fucked me

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Option D. Exit the room with the broom handle, attach a metal hook to the handle end, return to the bedroom and when she asks "OMG, what are you going to do with that!". Reply "Open the bloody windows, it's stinking in here since you farted in your sleep"

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  when I was 16 i had a fb who was 28.... the best man I have and probably will ever know. We live in diff states now so dont get to see eachother as much as we like. We were regular fb for about 6 yrs. I would see him once a week because he lived about an hr away. So i would go see him once a week and we would spend the whole day going at it like rabbits. My fave sex is the ... just one more time. You are both relaxed and content because you have been going at it all day... but you want just one more to get you through till next week. It takes longer - cause he aint got much left in him, you have sucked him dry. lol Its nice n slow - neither of you have the energy to fuck hard n fast, you get into a nice groove and just go with it. You feel it - You are both relaxed and in the moment, enjoying because you know you wont see eachother for another week.   Mmmmm thats the best sex. Just one more time..... Please. ;)

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Ninja fucked him   Oh man that is a ripper

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  He is on top going like a jack hammer, you fart and he feels a warm wind on his balls.

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