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Classic Groucho

October 26 2016

I'm a big fan of Groucho and I heard a new one today. "When you're in jail, a good friend will try to post your bail. You're best friend will be sitting beside you saying 'wasn't that fun!" Groucho fans, please post any new or for the matter old Groucho classics.

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RHP User

9 years ago

But who wants to live in an institution?

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RHP User

9 years ago

Pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

9 years ago

But one of my weird favourites - Posted from rhpmobile

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Tall74nHard9

9 years ago

it can be attributed to the great Groucho, as it seems very likely it is something he would have said, but I love a particular one liner George Burns mentioned;- "You're only as old as the girl you're feeling" Tall

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RHP User

9 years ago

ain't no sanity clause.

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RHP User

9 years ago

"Once you can fake sincerity, you've got it made"

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