Cinemas in Melbourne

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  DynamicCouple36

  9 years ago

  A couple of years ago, after reading a few forum posts about adult cinemas, we decided to give one a try. We went out to dinner in Melb CBD and then made our way to an adult cinema (Club X we think) in Elizabeth Street. Just like you, we expected there would be a few couples having fun and so we were quite excited as we made our way down the stairs into the dark cinema and found a seat. As our eyes grew accustomed to the dark, we soon realised that (a) we were the only couple in the cinema (b) the rest of the "audience" consisted of creepy males, from all walks of life and in all shapes and forms. The majority of them had long beards, and what appeared to be long coats. Many had plastic supermarket bags tied over their shoes/boots - they appeared to be homeless people we thought. Anyway, within minutes they started to move closer and closer to us, hemming us in. Their dicks were out and they were wanking them furiously whilst staring at us. They did not smell very nice at all, and had clearly not bathed for some time. Our dilemma was how to get from our seats to the isle, and out of the cinema without (a) having their ejaculate squirting all over our fine linen jackets/clothing (b) being groped (c) being accosted and or raped/mugged And so we decided to make a run for it and we jumped up and ran along the back of the seats, looking for a gap between the hoard of throbbing penises as the jizz started to fly ... We managed to get out of the cinema unscathed, although some things can never be "unseen". So in answer to your post, if you think that an adult cinema is going to be relatively upmarket, with presentable, clean couples and single females, think again. In our experience it was completely the opposite, but you might get lucky and end up in a cinema with a few couples, amongst the hoards of creepy males. Whilst the idea of playing and swapping / being touched, fingered & groped by others, in an adult cinema may sound appealing, the reality of the situation is very different : (a) You have little / no control of who is there(b) You will not be able to control the hordes of males(c) There is no security watching over you to ensure that things don't get out of control and you end up being mugged/raped(d) There are no bathrooms/washrooms and you have absolutely no idea and no control as to whether the other participants have washed/bathed. You also have no idea if they have long dirty fingernails and where those hands and fingers (not to mention penises) have been. You don't know what diseases / STD's they are carrying and you wont really get a chance to talk to them about any of this, in a dark, noisy cinema. We went to Saints a couple of times - the first was on NYE 2012/13 and the second a few months later. The basement was "rank" and smelt of "asshole". In this regard we were not the only ones who took note of that - there have been many posts about that fact. We also took note that there were no showers at Saints and that the bathrooms/toilets were extremely dirty & smelly - which we suppose is what happens when you have 1300 + people in one venue. We watched as fingers went from vagina to anus, to next vagina to next anus without any washing of those fingers and hands in between. Many have noticed the same and in fact commented on it in various forum posts, on here and also on other sites. Some people will probably not have any concern about being touched/groped/fingered by fingers/hands that have been cross contaminated by the secretions (vagina & anus) of dozens of others, but we do. If we are going to play with someone, we prefer to shower shortly beforehand , that way we will be confident that (a) we are clean (b) we smell nice. Naturally we would also prefer that they also shower shortly before any play. At Saints, many people had come from work. Many people had arrived in the city in the late afternoon, been out for drinks, been out for dinner, had a crap after all of that, and then come to Saints and got naked without showering /freshening up and washing their bums/vaginas & penises. That's unfortunately is the reality of the situation when you get a large group of people together, without adequate showers and questionable hygiene. For that reason we did (a) not touch anyone at Saints (b) not allow anyone to touch us. We enjoyed the "party" - the music, the dancing, the people watching. We flirted and played with one another. It was the first "swinging event/club/party" that we had been too. We went back a 2nd time just to see if perhaps it would be better than the first time - but the cross contamination of fingers from vagina to anus etc was even more obvious. In front of us, on a table, a drunk woman got "gang banged" by several guys in quick succession - they wore no protection at all - and she was done up the ass and vagina with major cross contamination. The guys appeared to be single, they had no partners with them. There was no control at all - which is a problem when you have 1300+ people in one venue ... you just never know who has done what and to whom and you certainly don't know where those penises & fingers have been ........ would you feel confident sucking on one, not knowing whose ass it has been in ? So whilst the idea of sex in an adult cinema may sound like fun, the reality can be far different. The same applies to "dogging". Again, our opinions are based on our experience at both venues that we went to. Others may have had a completely different experience, just like others may have different standards to us and vice versa. We are all different and as such have varying likes/dislikes and standards. That's what makes life interesting.

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  Sametand

  9 years ago

  Thanks for the really detailed feedback there guys, that was very insightful, albeit far more negative than we were hoping! Sounds like you guys were in a similar boat to us in terms of desires/expectations, so it is handy to get a heads up. For what it's worth, we have been to Saints a couple of times and loved it, although some of the concerns you raised were definitely apparent to us. Hoping for some positive stories out there too...? Or are we hoping in vain? Anyone? :)

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Yep of course you will. But seedy can be fun too. Depends what you are into. Wear shoes and clothes that you don't mind having cum stains on because sometimes you can't get those stains out!! :(

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  AnnieWhichway

  9 years ago

  I'm refraining from saints and sinners and opting for the comfort of a private party where as you say, things are very controlled and clean. Yes the sight of the basement in full swing is something to behold

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Many years ago I was with a long lost partner we went to a large city patty thingy although we didn't do anything we sure watched and really got turned on with what we saw, It did shake us up we watched a conga line with men and women wanking to get ready , it was some ones nana, it has never left my mind etched permanently, now ten years later I am married my wife and I enjoy a dalliance with others she is new to the idea, that thought of x contamination and many holes and cocks, had never left my mind, now we understand there is a risk in our playtime ( we both enjoy it ) but ... I thought, yes. Things would be. Different, Sth Yarra cple we agree with you we like to meet and greet nights to put faces to profiles, we enjoy that, if we went to eg to S&S or other parties, we would only watch but desire lust... It can take hold, Thank god my luscious lady controls my loins, haha, but parties and fun we love, private small dinner and spa parties. ... Makes . One word moist.... But oh so hard to find the right safe ones to attend apart from ours, so we stay at home in our spa Listening to the door bell to ring - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  I hope that long-windedly explanation made sense. If not I am sorry, - Posted from rhpmobile

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  DynamicCouple36

  9 years ago

  It all made sense . Does your spa have an ocean view? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Thankyou, yeah we hate the yicky bit haha but it surya gies with the territory big hugs x - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Meant to say it goes with the territory and no, our spa has windows but no view outwards, only inwards... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  Sametand

  9 years ago

  Seedy can be fun... so can dirty, sexually, but not hygienically! We're up for the former, but not the latter. We're not expecting couples galore or even unicorns - it's understandable that most patrons at cinemas will be male, and that's part of the attraction. We just want it to be a pleasurable experience, and not one where we are accosted by strange sights and smells. Sounds like this is likely to happen though...?

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  So far reports are from one couple, who visited one cinema, once, many years ago? Mhmm. I think maybe someone needs to do a recon and check it out again, and report back. Maybe wear a large brown overcoat, press-badge on their hat, a permanent marker (that can write when wet) and some moisture-resistant paper. I look forward to the 'Breaking News'

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Nice responses. Cinemas do have a seedy atmosphere and you will encounter lots of single men - young and very old - but that doesn't mean you have to be gang banged or have to put up with just anyone touching you. I admit that there are the occasional pushy people who hang at those venues but you always have the option of leaving if things are not going the way you would like. Each time you go it will be different. I for one would be very keen on hearing about your time if you go.

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  teejaylongsword

  9 years ago

  Why don't you get some RHP friends to go with you during a more 'quiet' time. There would hopefully be fewer random strangers? You guys could sit in the middle of the RHP group. Could be fun with some control. You could also sit in the back row to prevent being surrounded. Just bail quickly if it is yucky. You sound curious so maybe you could go without expecting much.

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  Sametand

  9 years ago

  Interesting suggestion, teejay, thanks. Based on what we've read on forums though, any kind of advertising about couples going to a cinema apparently just draws a massive crowd of guys and makes things go out of hand?

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  I go to club X bayswater cinema once every few months . Never have I encountered old bearded men. You get a large variety of guys coming in, young, old, middle aged, a few transvestite's, and I have even had the pleasure of a couple coming in to put on a show once in a while. So you do get couples coming in, yes 95% will be guys, that's the way it is. Never have I seen guys try to touch the girl in a couple without there permission. Maybe clubs are a bit different in the suburbs.

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  Sametand

  9 years ago

  We've read in a couple of places that Thomastown club x can also be decent?

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  You have NEVER been to any Other Cinemas & clearly had your eyes shut when there Busy times often in the low socioeconomic areas have a few extra bodies in Cinemas but its all about Respect, & Personal space Unless invited Don't get too close It's actually Sexual Assault if you touch unwanted Plus to quote from the SMALLEST Cinema in Australia Bayswater & using it as an exa,ole of All Cinemas is way unrealistic

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  We went to Adelaide Club X, put on a show and it was fantastic! Respectful crowd and would do it again.

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