M39
Chat up lines !!!
February 02 2018
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RHP User
8 years ago
Leave the reader feeling that the person is genuine in their intentions.... But don’t be fooled, given that women receive a lot of attention, they’ve read nearly every game before so even the best conman becomes transparent ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
Males are in the vast majority on here and the term “ a dime a dozen “ springs to mind . There have been many forum posts , from single guys, asking advice on how to make their profile stand out amongst the crowds of other single guys. Others have asked for advice on how to increase their chances of scoring and getting a root. Many want advice on the all Important opening line message. We often wonder why so many guys in here have no clue , why they need to be spoonfed and told what to write on their profile, how to approach a woman or a couple, what not to say or do , what is a turn off within a profile etc etc. It’s almost as if they want us to spoon feed them and advise then to alter their profiles so as to tell us what we want to hear . For example if a guy has “safe sex never / safe sex if required “ (and he has stated that because that’s how it really is with him) and after advice he changes it to “safe sex always / for all activities “ , we for one will not believe him at all - as he only did it to make his profile more attractive - he still remains a risky individual in our opinion. So now OP, you are wanting advice on how to send that first unsolicited message with the hopes of increasing your chance, amongst the hoards of competition from other single males ? Whilst we will not tell you what we like to read , we will tell you want we don’t and what message is an instant turn off: “hey “ “Hey how are youse “ “Hey wassup” “Hot pix wanna fuck ?” “Luv that camel toe” “Smokin” “What youse up to “ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
You forgot... “Here’s my kik” 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
...really aren't those that are pre-positioned toward an outcome but rather a sincere interest shown in the individual person. Much the same with a response and if anyone can't construct a complete sentence or show a bit of originality? Naaa, no thanks as doubtless they would be similar 'tween the sheets. 😴💤💤 - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
Chasing midnight , Antichrist & MischLad :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Don't know where my last comment went but believe me dynamic c I'm not needing any advise thanks but cheers for taking the time to comment with your opinion 👍 And everyone else I agree with the statements - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Do youse like thongs??Do youse live in Sunnyvale? 😆 Sunnyvale for LIFE!
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RHP User
8 years ago
never work on me. LC.
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
Was the one where he offered to fly me to Melbourne and put me up in a hotel and fullfil all my fantasies. It was about 10 paragraphs long and described in great detail what would happen when he met me. I graciously declined but it was a good read. Probably the deal breaker was that he wanted to be my toy boy and I was only two years older than him so I felt it that it was inaccurate and I could't get in the mood LOL
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RHP User
8 years ago
Yes see this is the point of my forum to see the different opinions an if they have worked on women or what caught there eye 👍 Earth q Haha thanks for the read but it's a no for me enjoy Melbourne though one of those ones 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Aw I am outta farkin smokes DAZZAAAA
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RHP User
8 years ago
I thought I put one of the worst chat up line here I read yesterday on the forum. " Hi, today sex?" - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Gold!!! I have received the “youse” I’m missing out obviously 🤣🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Stole me goey? Man I cant buy more now i will have to scam centrelink for more dosche bro!
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RHP User
8 years ago
...that if I tried it on with: "Hey baby you also look intelligent...want to be the mother of my children?" I'd still end up sleeping alone, right? Party poopet! 🙃😝😋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I can only think of the worst ones 😀 The best first messages are probably the best because they were genuine and as chasin midnight said in his first sentence, showing a genuine interest in me the person. So that would be the reason I don't recall them. There aren't many 😉 I do get a lot of nice messages, but they could so be templates. For example: HIM - "I loved your profile" ME (thinking not saying) - "Oh yes, what did you like about it?" 😇 HIM - "I think we're on the same" ME - "Oh yes, was that the first page where we get to know each other or the last page where we meet today and fuck each other senseless" The worst are when I reply to flirts with a nice message, then they send through kik etc or a simple "What are you doing today". Back arrow, don't reply. Also rating as the worst would be a really long erotic story involving him and me, nooooooo too much, not my thing at all 😁
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RHP User
8 years ago
same page I meant
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RHP User
8 years ago
i don't get pick up lines, I'm a male after all. But the one this that irks me is poor spelling or grammar. It's just a deal breaker. You're already on the internet, it's not hard to go to dictionary.com I know I'm a snob
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RHP User
8 years ago
I find templates annoying. But you have to say something to say" hello ".but even if you say" hi hello nice to.meet you "doesnt mean you get answers being honests seems to work best .And tell people a little about yourself.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Sex today - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
For me it’s all about confidence and the experience you can offer. I’m all about exploring and I get a lot of msg from guys my age that just broke up or have no time. I always look for mature, experienced men and couples that are very up front about what they want as I am planner. I do think it’s individual and I think honesty is the best policy not how witty you are. If your up front as to why your so attracted and the things your into/want to do to the person they can respond to that for sure! Anyone using a pic up line like hi sexy ass or something stupid and vanilla like that gets ignored. We’re here for something different! Respectful mutual exploration and if you can offer that in a message people will generally respond. Hope this helps! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Hey there How u? Hey babe We have a lot in common. (Umm no, how do you even know that?) Lol. LC.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I think you hit the nail on the head with your reply I totally agree with what your saying spot on 👌 Another thing is most people on here say about bad grammar and spelling mistakes or what ever the case What has that got to do with a persons looks , personality, or how they feel and actually are as a person There is people who can't read or Wright who have dislexia How does it give any person the right to ever judge another human they don't no there back rounds it's ridiculous you treat everyone the way you like to be treated it's not hard Kind of going off point here but Iv read a lot of forums An including this one and people mention grammar .... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Haha well I suppose they would have looked at your interests an others on your page to say that 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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DynamicCouple36
8 years ago
When it comes to opening lines / chat up lines, on RHP, the written word is the first method of contact and as such first impressions count in this regard. With modern technology ( spell & grammar check ) there really is no valid excuse for a poorly constructed, and worded, opening line. In our opinion if we receive such an opening line , within an unsolicited first message, it gives us the impression that the sender is lazy and too shoddy to make an effort. If they are too lazy to put in a good effort with regards the all important first message, then how much effort will they put into personal grooming, being attentive to our wishes, boundaries etc? Attraction is important and in this regard we all have our preferences, likes and dislikes, to which we are entitled. When someone refers to us as “youse “ we shudder. It’s a big turn off for us. Again we are allowed to feel this way. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Forus1234
8 years ago
Your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard! It's great to see people can still have a sense of humour on this site. We thought it was quite funny & it did the trick, as it attracted our attention. Only thing is, couldn't stop singing the song in our heads 😝
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