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Booty Calls

March 21 2010

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You know those messages that us women-folk get on here? 'Hey babe, you're hot, I'm a businessman and I'm staying at *blah blah* hotel in town tonight and was wanting some sex, drop everything and make your way over to me for a quick shag'. Yeah, I'm not such a fan of those types of messages....I'm not sex on tap FFS! Anyway- I have a confession to make. The other night, after getting all dolled up (lacy underwear, expensive perfume, shoes that give me blisters...the works), I was stood up by a (non-RHP) friend at the last minute. So I phoned in a booty call to another friend. Of course, I pretended I was calling just to see how he is, because I'm so sweet and caring like that... "Hey how are you? Good, glad to hear. And your penis, how it is? Sad and lonely? Hmm....well ok, actually I was just thinking..." OK, ok, naturally I have more tact than that, and perhaps a little more charm, because within an hour I was in a cab on the way to his place. 16 hours, one emergency trip to the servo up the road, 3 showers, one pair of handcuffs, a cup of Milo, one carpet burn, 2 bite marks, a set of mirrored wardrobe doors and a block of chocolate later, as I was leaving, I wondered to myself if I'm just using the poor guy? I mean, I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself and all...but should I feel bad? Are his protests that I only want him for his cock justified? Am I a hypocrite? Should I be thanking him or should he be thanking me? Guys: Would you object to being a booty call? Girls: Do you have a booty call on speed dial? Everyone: How the hell do you hide bite marks?! I look like a victim on Buffy! Looking forward to seeing whether or not you lovely people think I should apologise to this guy or not...and if so, how should I apologise? Belle ;)

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Well with what you wore that night I prob would not have a problem with it I mean that sounds very sexy and your look attractive so not a huge deal as long as he had fun also but prob not the best idea to make a habbit of it with him, mainly depends on the guy himself though if he is cool with it i think. with the bite marks if you find out how to hide them let me know!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    A lot of people on here are just looking for sex. WRONG! Most people are looking out for that special person who clicks into them. They want to have all their sexual desires fulfilled at the same time as having all their emotional and intellectual needs fulfilled. You need to sit down with this guy and talk about how you are both feeling, what your needs are, what desires he has, and how best you can accomodate each other. What kind of compromise can you.... wait a minute, what am I saying? Fuck his brains out as often as you can and don't worry about him! If he wants your interactions to become a little more emotional he will tell you. Then you can flick him. By the way, I heard you're seeing a kitten torturer. You sicko. Also the best way to conceal bite marks is with chocolate, vegemite, or poo. No one can see through that stuff, and you have a great conversation starter. Random

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    ....I reckon the guys reading this, are wishing right now that it was them that got the booty call! Nothing to apologise for in my book....he had the choice to say "no"...and you both had fun Jx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Tinquabell ..speed dial pizza, condoms and booty..The beauty of 2010 is we can do this now..and if you have a relationship with Mr Booty then play on..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    well done no apologies needed unless you left unhappy and then he should apologise to you...as long as you had fun does it really matter and like onebright said he could of said no.....and at least you had tact when you rang him...thats a bonusthe only thing id be worried about would be the broken mirrored wardrobe doors...you know 7 years bad luck and all loloff to find me a booty call hehe....any takers by any chanceroxxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Yes, you should pay for dinner next time. Use an Avon foundation to cover the bight marks. :p hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Definitely sounds like he had a great time too!Are his protestations about you using him for his cock serious, or is he saying it in jest? I'm guessing it's the latter...Having been the unsuspecting, unwilling (yeah, right!) victim of many a booty call, I can honestly say it doesn't bother me one iota to be thought of as such. The only problem was when I had 3 girls at one stage with me as their preferred choice for the evening, not just sex either, but the whole night, dinner, bands, music, drinks, the lot - it's hard work trying to juggle that many gorgeous women!! Especially when you're trying to run your own business, and that business involved alcohol, and I was living at a pub - it was like one never-ending party!!!I had always held off on getting a mobile phone, mainly because I just didn't want to be contactable 24 hours-a-day (my how that's changed!). When I split up with the ex though, I found that I was constantly being told by beautiful women "if you had a mobile I would've SMS'd you to see where you were at 3am" - I got myself a mobile very quickly after that!I think the most flattering personal booty call tick-of-approval I ever received was when I had a stunningly sexy prostitute (I didn't know that was what she was doing for a living at the time) calling and texting me constantly to hang out, followed by some awesome sex! (She was one of the 3 I mentioned above)So Tinquabell, don't feel bad at all, he's lovin' it!! As Iggy sang - "Now I Wanna Be Your Dog"!!!Iggy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    i dare say he should be thanking you as you gave him the heads up.. and a great time by the sounds of it.. maybe not the carpet burn on your behalf.i cant see an apology would be needed unless you now made the relationship with him sticky/awkward.im sure he will be waiting for more

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hey Tinq we've been liberated for a while now......bootie swings both ways I mean ...a girl has needs !!! Bite marks........a quick sharp slap usually works best !!! LOL bruises now they need to be negotiated before hand and kept out of sight LOL weary miss b

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    tinquabell !!!!!! We have a booty call on this site 22 year old... Absolutely awesome no matter what day what time short notice he always shows up....... He is great in bed very horny little devil Kittycat49xxxxxxxxx Liz_n_Steve keep your opnions to yourself morans

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Where were these booty calls when i was a twenty something?  or did i just hang with the wrong people in the wrong places! Back then all the girls (that i knew) wanted marriage.Maybe we were just boring, i guess we were mainly interested in Motorcross and shooting and drinking anyhow, not exactly very exiciting things for girls i guess.These days they just want sex, or is it that just the girls on Rhp.Cheers Nev......how things change hey!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    the out-of-date servo chicken roll and can mix up a reasonable pina colada - they're all good. Us men feel less objectified when you get us drunk, while we can impress with our cooking talents operating the 7-11 Microwave.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Booty Call ... we all make them & we all recieve them. Nothing wrong with it everyone involved gets something out of it... Basically they are the BEST. Never be worried about what people may think after all if you get a Booty call and your not interested you just say No. Go Tinka you sound Awesome

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    every 1 loves a booty call they can be lots of fun you should of taken some food over for him befor u do him over,if 2 people dont mind all fun if 1 person has feelings and the other not thats when it becomes messy RULES SHOULD BE SET OUT CLEARLY FIRST so theres no mess had a booty caller once she became a storker and i couldnt get rid of her lol hence rules lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hey Tinq's - does that servo sell commas and fullstops?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hm..not as easy as I first thought... Dial a phuck?...nah cock on call?..nope Come on Earl...gimme something to work with please!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    No objection here. Hmmm.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    love havin it, hate bein it ;P xo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    still looking for a booty call jean you busy wanna fcuk babe is that how its done????? roxxy xxx....off ta look some more

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I'm sure he was devastated....he may need HOURS to get over it..... I think it's truly shocking that you are using this poor man for his cock.....and you should take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror......(and then call him again !) lol Don't cover up the bite marks....wear 'em proudly....evidence of someone living life to the full and getting what they want and not afraid to show it.....bravo ! BadBadDog (yep he bites !)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Quoting 'geturroxyoff' still looking for a booty call jean you busy wanna fcuk babe is that how its done????? roxxy xxx....off ta look some moreBut apparently you need to get dressed up and buy me dinner as well *shrug* - don't blame me... it's the new age lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    pmsl @ jean... Roxy...whats the menu for dinner? :P huggies sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    sexy heels..check little black dress...check fish net stay ups...check hair done face done....check red rooster...check jean for dessert.... roxxy xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Does dessert = cheescake....ewwww.. hahaha.. soz! couldn't resist! sweetpetite41<<

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    baton the atches me eartis.now where's me fuckin parrot(pieces of eighy, pieces of eight)Aaaaarrrrggg, thar she be. whoy be wanting yo join long Earl silvers booty call then?aaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhEarl, shiver me timbers.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    No Tinq, I would not object to being your booty call!