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Blue balls
June 10 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
Blue balls are nothing compared to blue waffles. Picture search that one on Google.
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RHP User
13 years ago
WHY???Why oh why do you ask me to google that. It a little bit gross! lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' WHY???Why oh why do you ask me to google that. It a little bit gross! lol yeah i did it too.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
While I was having lunch.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sorry I have had a big weekend and obviously can't even write any more.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Did I misdirect you?
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DonnaBrett
13 years ago
Don't be fooled ladies..Blue Balls is a myth. Does not exist! Now I shall duck the hail of abuse from guys saying "Don't f*cking tell them that!" LOL
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm with you....no such thing....- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'sirlurkalot'no such thing....Unless your date went down on you with a mouth full of Blue Curacao liqueur.
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RHP User
13 years ago
for blue balls,otherwise known as sad sacks,is onanism
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RHP User
13 years ago
the female equivalent is pink pussy lips of course....the state of disappointment caused by false male advertising....
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RHP User
13 years ago
He tripped and fell into a cryogenic processor ... brrrrrr
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RHP User
13 years ago
Really! I googled urban dictionary so it must be true "Blue Balls" the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should. Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Men lying about their penis size makes me blue.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Don't they get blue when you twist them..... for a long time.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Direct' Blue balls are nothing compared to blue waffles. Picture search that one on Google. And now I can't un-see that - oh dear, those poor sad, sad vaginas - BUT happy, happy me that mine is pink and healthy .As for blue balls - ah well, even if it is true - all I can say to the poor men-folk is toughen up and grow a pair!
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RHP User
13 years ago
sung by balls am i blue, am I blue tell me how can I empty into youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73' for blue balls,otherwise known as sad sacks,is onanism Thanks Freya. I just learnt a new word today.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had sore purple balls once too much pounding in doggy style..slappin balls against butt. Could hardly walk the next day...was funny, but awkward Bernie
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RHP User
13 years ago
Bullshit..In my younger days I had never had wet dream and had heard that it was the way the body would get rid of a load in an over loaded ball sack. I wanted a wet dream. So with massive effort I kept my hands above the belt (I was way too nerdy and insecure to have real sex). Just under two months without coming (longest time since the first wank). Could not go on, not because I my balls were carrying 2 litres of imprisoned sperm and I was in danger of the little buggers bursting into my blood veins and congregating for a nice sticky clot in my brain and death. I got back to pumping them out as i found my sex drive was falling off dramatically. The only danger of not coming is a loss of dessier. It true if you don't use it you lose it, well not the happy sacks but the need to come, have sex, need sex. I like to keep a regularity to my orgasims to keep me in lustfull desire. A wank a day keeps me horny happy and a little gay... LOL
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sounds like the jury is out on whether Blue Balls even exists let alone if there is a female equivalent. Well from the horses mouth (that's about the only resemblance) it does exist and to prevent it well you need to take the matter into your own hands... pardon the pun. Thanks for your comments
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RHP User
13 years ago
He told his girlfriend her ass looked fat in that dress
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RHP User
13 years ago
Blue... AND flat
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RHP User
13 years ago
Now I want Skittles.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Direct' Blue balls are nothing compared to blue waffles. Picture search that one on Google. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! We will never again google anything you suggest. Arrghh!
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RHP User
13 years ago
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