An eyeful vs a mouthful ...

I have a theory that men and women communicate in fundamentally different ways. Men communicate visually ... we respond better to visual stimuli. Two men can communicate quite effectively with each other without even uttering a word: Man 1: Nods head = Hi, I’m just being friendly Man 2: Nods back = Yeah me too ... I’m not gay either Man 1: Raises eyebrow towards woman = what do you think of her? Man 2: Raises both eyebrows & widens eyes = HWOAR, i fancy my chances with her Man 1: Furrows brow and half smiles = you must have your hand on it mate, she’d never go for you over me Here, two men have met in a bar, established a rapport, both declared an interest in the same woman and identified a pecking order in the space of 10 seconds without uttering a single word. Men hold such economy of expression as a badge of honour. Women, on the other hand, prefer to communicate verbally and aurally. For a man, one look is worth a thousand words, but most women would prefer to hear the thousand words. Personally, I believe the only common communication bridge between men and women is discussing sex. It’s the one subject that will entice a man to move out of his communication comfort zone and talk for hours. I can quite happily listen to a woman talk about sex all day, and respond in kind. Hmmm ... would that be aural sex? The ultimate in safe sexual practices! This theory only holds true, however, while the man’s need for sex is still high. Once his needs for carnal communion have been met, my theory is that he would then revert to his comfort zone and go back to the nodding, grunting and eyebrow-lifting style of communication ... right before he rolls over and goes to sleep! This last part is only a theory though ... as I’ve never been in the happy position of having my sexual needs fully satisfied!! Ha! Maybe the key to better communication between the sexes is for both of us to move out of our comfort zones? Maybe men need to realise that sometimes they DO need to talk about their relationship ... and perhaps women need to accept that sometimes an arched eyebrow is quite sufficient response to your detailed 400 word question... ;-) Personally, I think it’s nature’s incentive to cunnilingus ... if a woman is talking away quite happily and the man doesn’t want to talk, he has to find something else to do with his mouth. Come on girls, I’ll bet you’ve all been chatting away and then suddenly you notice he’s not sitting opposite you anymore, then felt this sensation between your legs??? I’ll bet when you’ve looked down, you see this pair of eyes looking up at you with one eyebrow arched?? Gotta love that Mother Nature!! Damn but my theories get good by the second bottle of shiraz! Am I right ladies????? ;-)